20 THINGS ABOUT SHALEI:
1. My favorite food is pickles. There's something about a pickle that just soothes my soul.
2. When I'm bored I dream of what my life would be like if I had red hair. Or I dream of what my life would be like if I was famous or a Jedi.
3. Most of my life is spent pretending to be a different character that I make up. I'm pretty sure that's why most people don't understand me.
4. Despite popular belief, I am smart.
5. If I could be any animal, I would be a whale. (*insert reader's snickers here*)STOP LAUGHING! Whales are majestic.
6. I wish I was a dancer.
7. My favorite past times include thrifting, doing random things that people dare me to do, singing about nothing/everything, and staring at nature.
8. I wish I had a banjo.
9. I don't like shoes. They're useless in my mind.
10. When I see birds flying I often cry.
11. I love saying random/weird sayings that don't even make sense to me. ie: "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me boy." "For the love of chameleon pouches!" "If you don't have anything nice to say, then you can..."
12. People often question my sanity.
13. All I ever want to do is eat chili out of a frisbee on my roof.
14. People often describe me as a trashy hipster. I often punch those people.
15. I broke my hand punching a desk once.
16. I broke my arm jumping over a hoola-hoop once.
17. I'm very graceful. (examples can be found above.)
18. I'm sarcastic.
19. I feel beautiful when I frolic through meadows or leaves. But in reality I probably look like an injured kangaroo.
20. I love lightsabers.
And theres a little taste of what I do. It's fantastic...I love it. (If you didn't say those last two sentences in a Nacho Libre voice, then you're living life wrong.)
For the recorded... I actually did say the last two sentences in a nacho voice just naturally before I even read your last sentence. Also... I loved this. And I love you!!
ReplyDeleteThat's probably why we're related. Also I love you too. And I'm glad you enjoyed this.
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