Ya know......I'm real angry today. I just feel like I could punch a hole through a wall and find the secret passageway to Narnia. That's how mad I am. I'm so angry that even Narnia would feel my wrath. I know what you're thinking...."Why Shalei...what on earth could you possibly be mad about? You're life is great...you are smart, funny, beautiful, and can go HAM with a lightsaber." I know. I know. Thank for the compliments...really, you're all great. But I am still upset...and do you know what I'm upset about?!?
....BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I highly doubt that anybody reads my blog, so I'm just going to vent like a little school girl. Boys are dumb. Since when is it a crime to be straight up with a girl? To heck with all the middle man crap. Boys....if you like/don't like a girl...freaking TELL HER! Don't be an idiot and lead her on or keep her waiting. Yeah...maybe I'm being a little unfair to you bros, but I just have a lot of feelings. (Mean Girls Reference) *Cue Applause*
Now I will admit that I'm not the best when it comes to the boys....I'm socially awkward and I talk about StarWars way too often....but I'm not afraid of sharing my feelings. (Most of the time that is) I feel like boys are stuck in the freaking middle school stages of life. You know...the stupid days when in order to tell a girl you like her, you tell her friend and told her to "relay the message." THIS ISN'T A POSTAL SERVICE MEN! FREAKING GET SOME COURAGE AND TELL THE GIRL HERSELF!
"But Shalei....it's scary! What if they don't like you back?!" Well to that I say, at least you know now and being rejected beats wasting your time on something that will never be.
I know I'm only in high school and I obviously know nothing about this subject....but those are my cares and worries right now. Feel free to cast this blogpost into Mordor.
Peace out world, I'm going to punch dance in my car.
*Sarcasm: see first paragraph when Shalei pretends that people are giving her compliments. She's not really full of herself....she just pretends that she has minions in her head that boost her self-esteem.